Egads....

This weekend was a damn mess...I've never been adult bullied in my life but this saturday was one of those times...so here it goes

After hanging with the ladies all day we decide to head down to DC to partake in karaoke with a good friend of mines.. Good friend calls karaoke is cancelled..so the ladies are up in the air about what to do...now i know enough to know that no one in DC parties or hangs out in VA for night life...i also knew enough that it was enough lounges and shit in the urea...but it was my girl from out of town call...so her friends directed us to alexandria...yes people alexandria, va...so we drive down there to this damn place -->fast eddie's which looked like some shit out of Hostel..because the front was all tapped up and shit construction going on..we get inside...and now mind u i'm toasted out of my mind..and i read the menu..."breaded wings" the fuck? so i order...the waittress comes around..yes i'll take the breaded wings fried hard..extra hard...then i was like uh extra breaded??? hahaha i'm hilarious like that some times...anyway so the friend of a friend of a friend orders lemon drops...wtf? i hate lemon drops...so they come and i put the sugar on the back of my hand...i neglected to drink the whole shot because my dumb ass got sugar in my nose...parachute drawls goes, "boo that's one whole shot." i held my tongue for a few reasons..one being that she was the friend of a friend of a friend...but i really was about peace...so we only ended up staying for a damn hour and i'm thinking are u serious!!!!! The bill comes ole parachute drawls just takes the check and pays it..people all confused like wtf? what do we owe? do we assume u paying for it all...parashute drawls go..just pay me what u owe me..i dont know how much that shit cost..needless to say i shorted her bully'ing ass...because i mean really who scoops the bill before folks have the chance to see..and she had the nerve to say that shit came up to 106...yeah right...I was none too glad to get back home and chill..anyway yeah...