25oz's of love..(my liquid dinner)

Last night i went out with the fam (godkids and friends alike). We did Dave and Buster's..I haven't been since they changed it from Jillian's to D&B. But as i usually do at fine establishment like this..i automatically go to the drink portion of the menu..i'll be damned if D&B wasn't trying to get each and every patron fucked up..because some of the combo's was a damn mess..they had this one drink called walk the plank..Malibu(ok), Cap'n Morgan(ok), 151(oh hell naw) and a few mixtures of pineapple..pomegranate juice..Now when the drank first hit the table my friend who ordered was like wooooooooooooooooooooo..Now as with any woman who orders a fruity drank..she's sippin it..not chuggin or guzzlin...so she orders another pineapple juice..so she hands the drink to me..sip this down..(why am i the resident lush..but ok) I sip it...but i sip it fast and take it down a lil ways..she was like is it strong? Naw i say...But it wasn't till i stood up to show myself the rest facilities that i felt it..All i could think was damn..I just ordered a 25oz of Blue Moon...Which by the way is genius marketing on the behalf of D&B...beer comes 16, 20, and 25...Oh 16 isn't enough?..word u can polish off a 22!..try this 25oz!..Needless to say i didn't order a damn thing to eat..and i was fine with that. 25oz of beer and 6oz's of 151 later..I found myself wandering the mall..I'll be damned if i'mma be up in D&B escorting the kiddies to games tipsy as hell...after a certain time..they make the kids have chaperones.. :( dammit give the kids their free! But anyways..I went to buy a gift for the bday boy...Now i'm not tooting my own horn but i hooked the lil homie up...anybody out there looking for a stylist holla!