Ya girl is back!

Welp had a meeting last night that I'm super excited about... Would you all go to a website that i gave random relationship advise at? If the answers yes and you can't get enough of my sparkling wit...I'll have something for U in the near future..Now that I'm super excited...




MY SHOWS PREMIERES TONIGHT!!! AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
http://www.cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model

Oh how i love this show..I never miss it of course until they decide to re-air it sometime on the CW but until then i'll be glued to the TV..rumor has it there will be a plus size chick this season.

Hmmm what else?
I'll add more later

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Dear Folks....

Each of you have been invited because either a.) you asked to be invited b.) i value your input and sparklin wit c.) you begged me to start a new blog...so having said that...I'mma need you bammas to start engaging me and leaving comments... say anything..because i know u're reading...Heh or this will end up where the other blog left off.. steppin the hell off... Anywhoot...Love u all

Last night was a success..Operation Crab Leg went off without a hitch..but i did stop for more crab legs on the way home...and more Yuengling but the Yuengling was off sale.. :( So i got my back up some... Natty Boh... I didnt feel like cooking but, what i neglected to do on sunday was season and store those boneless pork loins i was finna cook up....I didnt quite wanna cook anything too in depth so i ended up picking off the huge ass italian loaf of bread i got from Sam's..the crazy thing is...i have 2 loaves..egads!! But i did also pick up some Triscuit's (which i'm addicted too) , rare roast beast and corned beast...so it made for a very lazy and fat evening..i topped out at 9 .. kept drifiting in and out..texting CP and B...After bout 11..at which time CP's crazy ass holla take a shot with him..i was in the bed ..that's just crazy talk..and besides i was already tipsy in my bed...

So i have this thing i do with dudes i'm interested in..i'll send naughty pics...and i dont thnk anything of it..i just send them...i mean none of them have my face attached but eh..i always figure why not?..i have this amazing phone..so why not send a naughty pic or better yet a video...The sucky part is when they dont have the technology...Niggas need upgrading and step out of the analog age!

Hmmm what else??? I heard from married/single dude..he called this morning..not really saying shit but, how busy he is...i wonder why it's not in me to say piss the fuck off...i guess for me it takes way to much energy to be a bitch...maybe i need to unleash my inner bitch having said that...

So I went to homecoming and had a blast...it was way better than i thought and i was nervous for nothing...I mean it's nothing like a homecoming to boost your esteem..not to say that u should grow and prosper from someone elses conditions but it mos def helps to see folks who treated u like crap or disregarded you then...it's like to come back and be on and people seeing u on..is amazing...Of course i was all for seeing my gurls but i can confess i only looked forward to seeing one person...and that was my one that got away...i wrote about him in a past blog...Seeing him made me smile and he was as he always was...crochety and a pain in the butt...but me and him going back and forth made me relive some college days when me and him use to get into it because he took it upon himself to get drunk and find his drunken way to my room in the clusters..and what's more he'd find his way into my bunk...the thing that tripped me out was that my roomie let him...that was hilarious to me..but it never bothered me..but i always wondered what was it between us that made him feel so comfy that he would come over to my place and crash with me and my roomie...he always requested fruity peebles and they were always there for him...as we grew older.. things always had a way of not working out for us..he either had a woman or i had a man...he eventually got married and that saddened me because i always thought without a shadow of a doubt that me and him would eventually break even.. that didnt and hasnt happened...but seeing him was a bright spot in my weekend.. :) I was beaming from ear to ear as he was too...*sigh* Here's to life long crushes..

This is very random but Sam's club is the devil..i bought a whole damn chicken and about 20 bucks more stuff i dont need...i also bought about 40 bucks worth of stuff from walmart yesterday...i think it's the snow..yeah i'mma blame it on the snow..but tonight i'm going home and i'm baking a yellow cake again!!! and i'm getting me a 6 pack..

Lastly I'd like to breath a lil life into this theory i have about a man i recently took a liking to for him to only go neurotic on me..but anyway...i really think he has a girlfriend..not live in but his pop ups are becoming more of a pattern likened to that of a married man..of course i refuse to see him but that doesnt stop him from trying...i'm just so tired of dudes deeming me worthy in hindsight..like while they were in it, with me..they couldnt see themselves with me for some reason or another..but in hindsight i guess they figure i wasnt so bad.. *shrugs* piss on u..you all loss one...

So I've been out the past few days..one of my dearest friends dads passed...anyone that knew her, knew her dad he was a great man..He really loved people..i mean like genuinely..he'd light up as soon as u entered the room especially if he got the chance to speak with u...and he had this gift for remembering errything u talked to him about and your name. I loved the man and he wasn't even my dad...he was just Uncle... and i'll miss him..it was a nice day for him tho and the services were fitting for a king...which he was. :) Love u Uncle Pete... r.i.p.

I decided to stay home the day after, mostly to one myself and get my mind right. Chill out..and it was a really lazy day until my homeboy called and asked me to come out and support my other homeboy..it was cool..but i cant stand smoke in my weave..so a part of me wants this smoking ban...but on the other hand i smoke a lil myself so eh i'm mixed on this issue..I surprised myself last night by staying up and chatting with a long time friend till 230 am..now people who know me know this is a challenging feat..like i cannot stay on the phone that long but my dude B stay having me rolling...

Lastly I'd like to share the hilariousness that is my life... simply why i named this blog when single happens... I met this guy he asks me out..we go out to a nice lil lounge that specializes in ethiopian food...the atmosphere was nice the ambiance was nice..everything was a good set up...so we sitting there looking over the menu...and i swear this dude was gonna order the 5 buck fruit, cheese and yogurt platter..he was no small dude...and i'm not saying he couldn't have wanted it...but he clearly was eyeing the right side of the menu...so it was at that point that i decided i was finna pay for my own shit...so the waittress comes over and i order my drink and my meal...i look out the corner of my eye, dude is sweating..so i go we are on the happy hour menu?...she was like yes..i swear brother got loose after that like hell yeah...so as the date progresses i notice he has the "neck pop disease"...now the neck pop diease is when a man can't resist the urge to look at erry ass that passes...even if it's nasty..lumpy..flat whatever..he was watching it..i mean in it..then it escalated to looking in random women's faces as we spoke...so there after all that i ended the date stating that i had to make it an early night...fast forward maybe a month give 1.5 later..we have a conversation via gmail chat...he asks did i think he was a weirdo...i said no i just have no romantic interest ...u have the neck pop disease...what's more funny is he knew exactly what i was speaking of...and tried to pawn it off on me like "u don't look at men?" i said sure i do, but when 'im on a date...i'm not in a dudes piece..i have control..all he could say was oh ok and logged off...i mean this was a grown ass man..a lawyer...and to top it all off he holla he thought he was being discreet....Pfft.... yeah ok

Homecoming game tomorrow...and i'm nervous /excited...i haven't changed much over the course of the 9 odd years i havent been in college...just made me realize i've almost been out of school 10 years wow.. :( and :)

aight folks enjoy!!!

This week has been tiring emotionally and physically..all i've been wanting to do was go home and lay down..But yesterday thanks to my lil bro CP, he planned happy hour in advance..basically reading my mind like a week early because by days end i need it...It's way too much to go in depth but some folks are just mad selfish and want u to do for them when they not doing for u..this was a reoccurring theme yesterday..*sigh* but what can u do other than keep it moving.
So at happy hour I had about 4 drinks..and i didnt realize it mostly the last one was because CP is a scamp...*I'll get u next time gadget* Anywho...with the embibe of each drink i just let that crap go...By the time i got home and laid my clothing out for this luncheon today..i was feeling no pain...none at all..hahahaha... I tried to stay awake for I love NY and White rapper show but i fell asleep after i got the "i'm home safe text."

I'm nervous...like hella nervous..this weekend is my alma mater's homecoming..we always had the ill spring semester homecoming because we were the only school who had just a basketball team...so errybody came to our homecoming...i haven't been to homecoming since about 98/99..so i have this mixture of nervous anxiety and fright...i know i havent changed much and still look hella good for my age..needless to say i've seen some fellow classmates and they are very rotund now...so yeah..not that ..that should make me feel good but it does..I'mma be real...all the chicks who didnt like me for some bs..are porkers now ...yes porkers..members of the parachute drawls fan club..so they can suck a mean one..ahahaha

Egads....

This weekend was a damn mess...I've never been adult bullied in my life but this saturday was one of those times...so here it goes

After hanging with the ladies all day we decide to head down to DC to partake in karaoke with a good friend of mines.. Good friend calls karaoke is cancelled..so the ladies are up in the air about what to do...now i know enough to know that no one in DC parties or hangs out in VA for night life...i also knew enough that it was enough lounges and shit in the urea...but it was my girl from out of town call...so her friends directed us to alexandria...yes people alexandria, va...so we drive down there to this damn place -->fast eddie's which looked like some shit out of Hostel..because the front was all tapped up and shit construction going on..we get inside...and now mind u i'm toasted out of my mind..and i read the menu..."breaded wings" the fuck? so i order...the waittress comes around..yes i'll take the breaded wings fried hard..extra hard...then i was like uh extra breaded??? hahaha i'm hilarious like that some times...anyway so the friend of a friend of a friend orders lemon drops...wtf? i hate lemon drops...so they come and i put the sugar on the back of my hand...i neglected to drink the whole shot because my dumb ass got sugar in my nose...parachute drawls goes, "boo that's one whole shot." i held my tongue for a few reasons..one being that she was the friend of a friend of a friend...but i really was about peace...so we only ended up staying for a damn hour and i'm thinking are u serious!!!!! The bill comes ole parachute drawls just takes the check and pays it..people all confused like wtf? what do we owe? do we assume u paying for it all...parashute drawls go..just pay me what u owe me..i dont know how much that shit cost..needless to say i shorted her bully'ing ass...because i mean really who scoops the bill before folks have the chance to see..and she had the nerve to say that shit came up to 106...yeah right...I was none too glad to get back home and chill..anyway yeah...

Wake up world!!!!

I started this new blog mostly because i couldn't type freely about the things that i wanted to because of the eyes and hurting folks...or folks thinking i was on some get back steez...it's simply not like that....Some things just need to be said and this is where I'm going to say it... simply when single happens... the ups and downs of the single life...

i might as well get my feet wet...

i met him on a nice clear day..he had an attractive smile and a warm demeanor...we chatted and chatted away about life and things...things seemed so free and easy so i breathed a sigh of relief thinking this is refreshing..so unlike the deep brooding types that i had seemed to attract in the past 5-6 months... so we..he and i decided to catch a movie and some carribbean food...i was enjoying the moment..until...one day out of the clear blue he says "i'm not letting you any further." I say what do u mean??? He responds I'm not letting u in any further..i said why cant we just flow like it has been..I'm getting to attached already..you're just so easy going...i can see myself falling all over u.. i asked is that a bad thing...to which he responded with a diatribe of the usual... eh i responded...i no longer have the desire to see you i said...he gets offended...i bid farewell...oh well right?